My boss Doug reminds me a lot of Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. If he isn't trying to swindle people into spending money he is constantly reliving his glory days.
So the other day we are closing up shop and I was playing some songs off YouTube, when Doug requests a song I've never heard for before.
*flashback dream sequence*
"I remember it was back in the summer of 95, Daytona Beach, mid July...I won $500.00 lip singing this song."
What's the song you ask?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
After hearing his rendition of the song I immediately retorted:
"Doug you're a Decon!"
"Actually I'm an Elder"
FACE-EDGING-PALM
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