Taking "Poor" To The Next Level

OKAY SO, i love iHop and all but it's starting to kill my bank account (not as much as before thanks to my generous boyfriend) and obviously I'm not the only one. My friend Brandon did the most awesome thing ever today that totally took the word "poor" up a notch. He actually took the left over food off the table next to us and ate it as his own meal. He scored a coke, a pancake, and some fries. Sick, but it was free...Brandon Lang is my hero today.