Missing Piranah

OK so my friends Tony, Brad and Seth just moved into the new boys dorms on campus, they are totally awesome. after watching an afternoon of you tube videos on the subject the boys decided there would be no better way to christen their new pad then to buy some piranhas. i know totally ridiculous. but they bought three piranhas and this morning two of them were gone! so either someone stole them or they jumped out of the tank...OR one of them ate the other two. i just thought this was totally bizarre. i think my favorite qutoe of today came from Brad on the subject, "i just think if they jumped out we'd be able to find them SOMEWHERE!" hahahahhaha. good stuff

The Carpet

so last night there was an incident...see i wasn't present when the incident took place, but here is how i have come to understand it. while doing a turbo jam (extreme abs workout edition) someone got a little over zealous and knocked the TV off of it's perch, and pulled out the cord, which also sent our hot melted candle off of the warmer. and thus...the carpet looks like someone vomited on it.

Saxbys Fun/Proud to be an American

so i went back to work over break, and to be honest i have never really enjoyed making sweet moolah quite this much. not only did i get to see my favorite co-workers of all time but we did some pretty splendid things. ok it all started with norm. norm is a navy vet and a loyal saxbys regular. norm also loves to tell stories about his glory days, sometimes accompanying them with a song, this particular day it was I'm Proud to be an American. this inspired me to make an uncle sam beard out of bubbles. we also got really bored and made this face on the wall out of coffee cups and wooden stir sticks.

Christmas

ok so my december kinda went like this. we had our floor christmas party, and we revealed our secret sisters (the girl eqivelent of secret santa), turns out i had angela (best friend ever...next to kels and amanda and erin) and she had me, funny how that works out. here are some fun picture of some angela with some of her presents. lovely i know. and just in case you were wondering angela is playing the "snake charmer song" on her new recorder. :) we also had our christmas dinner, where everyone gets all dressed up. it was also a blast. here are some pictures of amanda z and me and ellie. enjoy!

I am a terrible at blogging...

so its been an insanely long time since I've updated my blog. I'm sure none of you even check this anymore, it's okay i don't blame you. but in the odd case that some of you do...(Angela and Mike) here is the update. lets start in the fall. there was little saints night, all of the girls in wwf decorated your floor and dressed up. ours was way lame compared to other floors, but we still had a bus load of fun. our theme: a bugs life! this is me being a butterfly, Angela being a cocoon, and erin, wendy, and abby being a caterpillar. after that comes halloween. which was also buss loads of fun. we basically hung out and did stupid stuff all weekend, very typical of any weekend. only this weekend we got free chipotle, clearly the highlight of my month.

Davenport Durby & Couch Ganking

Sorry its been a while since i updated this thing. so the Davenport Derby has come and gone. for those of you that don't know what I'm talking about it's basically a mega huge couch race. every floor has a theme, decorates the couch, and dresses up according to the theme. we had the winning theme of Rub A Dub Dub. some of the others were Dr. Gary Streit (Malone's' new, ultra dorky, suspender wearing president), weddings, and Egyptian slaves.

to the right you can see my wonderful floor all ready to get clean...and yes that is shaving cream on our legs! moving on, later that night i probably had the most fun since I've been here. Angela, Erin, Myself and JD all ganked couches from the Davenport Derby out of the dumpster and hit them in random places around campus. some of our brilliant spots include an empty parking spot, on top of some picnic benches, and in front of the cafeteria (pictured to the left).

SECRET AGENT K KUBS

am currently conducting a secret psychological experiment to see if Christians are anymore considerate then the rest of the world. i call it, "Operation See If Christians Are More Considerate Then The Rest Of The World". in said secret mission we will be experimenting by seeing how many people on Malone's Campus actually hold the door open for other people. genius i know. but really i have to do it for psych class. This is going to be a fantastic week, tonight we're out to apple bees, apparently students are just as obsessed with apple bees here as they are back home. there will also be a rock band tournament and a goonies marathon sometime this week. in other Malone news some kids got caught making out in the prayer room in the barn (hysterical i know), and i got made CF (community facilitator). which is a floor leadership position, executive regional manager of the floor, if you will. well i think thats all for now.