What is my problem?!

Most of you have known me for a while now. So why is it that I can't seem to keep a cell phone for more than like a year?! Take a journey with me as we examine the ghosts of cell phones past...

My very first phone, The LG 245
This phone was awesome because it was my first phone. I got it in the fall of my freshmen year of high school and I believe that it was out of commission by that summer.
Cause of Death: I dropped it in a bucket of water I was soaking my feet in.




My Second Phone: LG VX5200
This was the replacement phone for my first phone. we decided not to get insurance on this phone because the "bucket incident" was a fluke and I was going to be MUCH more careful this time. This phone came from a friend or relative so we didn't have to pay for it. I actually kept this one until it was time to renew.




My Third Phone: Motorola RazrV3
This phone was AWESOME. We decided to get insurance on this one because it was expensive. After it broke they sent me a silver one from the insurance company.
Cause of Death: Dropped and cracked front screen, dropped in a puddle resulting in water damage.




My Fourth Phone: Motorola RazrV3 Silver
This phone was a refurb for sure. It lasted six months to eight months...if that.
Cause of Death: Randomly turning on and off, couldn't hold a charge.



My Fifth Phone: LG Dare
My first touch screen, received it Christmas of my freshman year of college. Last exactly one year. Cause of Death: Got rolled over by a rocking chair resulting in a non functioning screen.
My Sixth Phone: LG Dare Replacement.
This was such a piece of crap. Also a refurb. Lasted two weeks.
Cause of Death: Touch screen didn't work, screen looks like a glowstick.


My Seventh Phone: Envy3
I'm really pumped to get this next phone. Both my girlfriends have it and they say it's great. Also it's not a touch screen so I'm hoping it'll be more durable. Also you can get two for $50 bucks at Verizon right now.