Facts of Life

No matter how many shifts you cover, no one will ever be able to cover yours when you really need it.

Unless your name is Jaimie Costello, who is an angel and will take your shift when no one else will<3

Guy advice

Ladies there are olny so many one word texts you can send before he stops giving a shit.*

*see "fine." "yeah." And "whatever."

Aunt pats pumpkin martinis

Just in case you want the recipe:

For 3 drinks
3 shots pinacle
1 shot Voyant chai liqeur
.5 shots pumpkin spice liqeur
Splash of baileys

Christmas presents

This year instead of a bunch of presents I asked for the money to be donated to someone else who needs it more than I do. I got two amazing gifts that blessed me more than a new cardigan ever could.

Mike and Jen donated in my name to help build a new church in hati that our church is planting.

Phil and Emily took the money I would've gotten for presents and put an orphaned little boy in the horn of Africa  (whose parents died from aids) into a Christian home for a year, giving him food, clothes and shelter.

The first christmas changed the world, this is proof that it still can.

My dogs however, did not seem to like their christmas gifts....

Christmas spirit

The car in front of me covered a dollar of my toll today.

Isn't that awesome?

Awkward

When you're that person that no one at the wedding knows.

Yep that's me right now. In a room full of strangers, at a table with no one else sitting with me.

I do believe its time to start drinking.

White tuxedos

Should not exist.

Ever.

More on this later.

Sleep is for the dead...or something

Get to work an hour because no one sent you a revised schedule? Still tired from the night before? I have come up with the perfect solution:

#sleeponthefloor

Rant

I'm just going to say it.

This job is bullshit. Total bullshit. I bust my ass all the time for my boss, I work off the clock, I make awesome numbers, yet there is still a ton of favoritism. I still get hit the hardest. If I don't get something done, I'm crucified for it. If a coworker makes the same mistake its not a huge deal.

I can't wait to graduate and never step foot in an FCS ever again

God wants YOU.

I had the joy of running into what I like to call the Christian Uncle Sam.

After about a 30 or 40 minute discussion about which translation is the most accurate, this customer of mine informs me that its all a crap shoot anyway. If we truly understand gods will for each and every one of us, we will all agree that the only solution is this:

God wants YOU to learn Greek.

Because clearly all bible translations fail in accurately depicting Gods word.

So get on it with it! Stop reading my blog and grab your rosetta stone Greek edition. After all its gods calling for us all.

Tips for Spending Less by Anastasia

My friend Anastasia is eternally trying to save money. So much so that she has priced out who as the lowest price ramen noodles.

Just in case you were wondering:
Target: 29 cents
Gas stations: 89 cents
Cvs: $1.50