Firefox

This Halloween I went as the firefox icon. Which was a total win for the following reasons:
1. Excuse to wear a tail, and tails, as we know, ARE AWESOME.
2. Carrying around a globe is a great conversation piece.

More pictures to come. :D

Lamesauce

My own boyfriend doesn't even read my blog. So lameee. 

Jim Gafagin

"whenever I read a legal document it always has those red arrows on it. It's like a live episode of dora the explorer! YOU FOUND IT!"

The queen of the KJV

So I had this customer yesterday. She was one of the real crazy ones. She was Queen of the KJVers, as I like to call them.

This is how our conversation went.

*ring ring ring ring*
Me: family Christian store this is Kelly what can I do for you?
Crazy Queen Nancy: I need the King James Bible.
Me: okay we have plenty in that translation, do you want a study bible or a thin line?
Crazy Queen Nancy: (speaking more loudly now as if I have a hearing problem and didn't quite understand) THE KING JAMES BIBLE.
Me: yes you'd like it in the king James translation, can you tell me any additional features you're looking for?
CQN: well it needs to have a letter from King James in it.
Me: uhhhh....what?
CQN: It has to have a letter from His Majesty King of England! King James girl you know the one?
Me: I don't think we carry annything like that...
CQN: It also needs to have the old and the new testament, and the words that Jesus speaks needs to be in red, and I need Indian paper
Me: Indian paper?
CQN: INDIAN PAPER GIRL IT'S MADE FROM ONIONS.
Me: let me put you on hold while I call and see if this bible is able to be ordered.
*puts call on hold*

It's days like this that I want to quit my job.

More money savers

As most of you know I enjoy the finer things in life.  As most of you also know I'm poor. So when I ran out of conditioner yesterday, there was only one thing left to use this morning...

This is what I get...

So remember when I kept not filling my car up...yeah I remember that to.

Well now its out of gas and won't start. I should've rationed the lawn mower gas better. Fml

Food poisoning

So I'm laying here on the couch, I've had two sips of ginger ale all day, its about all my stomach can handle right now.

I've never had food poisoning before or even been this sick where I'm in and out of the bathroom so much.

I imagine this is what a hang over might feel like.

I'm yours

Life just seems much happier inside a Jason Mraz song...am I right?

brotips

This is probably one of my favorite tumblrs ever.

Lazy

So for the past week and a half, my gas light has been on, and instead of just filling up my car, I keep putting a tiny bit of gas from the lawn mower in it.

Also instead of refilling my wind shield washer fluid, I keep a bottle of windex in my car to just squirt out the window while driving.

Some call it ghetto, I call it awesome.

Working Retail

So retail is slowing killing whatever soul I have left, and sapping all of my faith in humanity. The only thing that has been getting me through my work day is this:

RETAIL ROBIN

This Blog

Is so lacking. BUT good news here folks, it's time for another half hearted revival.